Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.