They are always taking off.
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He could never hit his kids.
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"
They say "I'm rooting for you"
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
They have a sad history of not finishing off races.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
You can lick a plate dry
They're both annoying and want your money.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
It was da-press-in.
My ex-wife
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
From the looks of it, your dad won
They both got famous for getting a black man off.