Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Moba Jokes More Moba Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Dota Jokes More Dota Jokes

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.