Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands