Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!