What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!