What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What is small, bald and wrinkled?

Danny DeVito

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.