What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!