The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
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They saw it as a sign to pare.
Because it had a 4-way.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
He caught her in a 4-way
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
I want to know her secret
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
A melon
Albums released through California penal records.
An AT-STD.
A herpetrator.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
With an ethernet!
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
Because it crashes all the time.
A three car pile-up.
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He was caught in the possession of small arms
