Stop Sign Jokes

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Oregonian Jokes More Oregonian Jokes

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.