Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.