Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.