How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.