Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."