Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
He did gnat see that coming"
Because she's taken enough hits.
Marriage, you wanna?
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Because his mother was a wafer so long
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
not enough sand.
36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't