Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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Because she's taken enough hits.

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HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

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A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't