4chan Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

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Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the most common comment on Reddit?

OPs mother.

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Cuck Jokes More Cuck Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!