What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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The spelling Teehee

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They want to.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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She forgot to use Spell Check.

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.