What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

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God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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Incommunicado

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YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.