What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !