What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.