What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...