5 Foot Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2