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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

White Nationalist Jokes More White Nationalist Jokes

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !