Alt Right Alt Right Alt Right Jokes

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

You might also enjoy:

White Nationalist Jokes More White Nationalist Jokes

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

White Powder Jokes More White Powder Jokes

Why are there no black snowmen?

WHITE POWDER!!!

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Journalist Jokes More Journalist Jokes

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?