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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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Journalist Jokes More Journalist Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

White Powder Jokes More White Powder Jokes

Why are there no black snowmen?

WHITE POWDER!!!

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

White Nationalist Jokes More White Nationalist Jokes

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

Crazy Guy Jokes More Crazy Guy Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.