Crazy Guy Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Cellophane Jokes More Cellophane Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Steve Bannon Jokes More Steve Bannon Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road