He seems alt-right!
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A bit neurotic.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
They mostly wrap.
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
Le meow
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
The dime had more cents.
A golden opportunity
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
Because women have no rights.
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
