Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

4 Foot Jokes More 4 Foot Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.