Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Too many cheetahs.

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.