Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

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Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio