Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana