Shoepremacy.
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A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
That.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
A dank transaction
A full set of teeth
Ark-n-Saw.
Mention feminism.
When a woman rejects feminism.
Where's the evidence
T-shoes!
A spanking
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.