What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

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What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other