When Islam begins.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
With an unlocked kitchen door
A $100 bill makes change
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Because they need a man to do it for them
Mention feminism.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
When a woman rejects feminism.
1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism
Common sense
When the car breaks down.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
An unlocked kitchen door.
You take away his EBT card.
Make him wear shoes.
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F it.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Islams it.
x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
Get a tame one and annoy it !
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance