Beta Blocker Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace