Black Mother Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

Black Jack Jokes More Black Jack Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"