Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

You might also enjoy:

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.