Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.