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How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.