Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

X Chromosome Jokes More X Chromosome Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Meth Lab Jokes More Meth Lab Jokes

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.