Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

Dorito Jokes More Dorito Jokes

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!