Christian Terrorist Jokes

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ?

Bronte of the blow !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH