Cincinnati Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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Gorillaz Jokes More Gorillaz Jokes

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)