Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
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There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Because it would
People miss Harambe
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
Will Feral. Edit: I tried
It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
They're both haram bae.
