Cindy Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

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Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

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