Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.