One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
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Too many incompatible drivers.
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
The knife has a point.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Because he has a LED-TV.
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
They Havana no money to spend.
Logger-rhythms.
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