Contraceptive Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Method Jokes More Method Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!