Crusader Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.