Crushedasian Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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Flounder Jokes More Flounder Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling