Korean Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What do you call two Korean lovers?

Seoulmates

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What do you call a Korean bulldog?

A bul-dog-gi

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What do you call a Korean with special needs?

Special K

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What do you call an angry Korean physicist?

A seoulenoid

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I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people drive?

house prices down

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Impeach Jokes More Impeach Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop