Korean Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What do you call two Korean lovers?

Seoulmates

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What do you call a Korean bulldog?

A bul-dog-gi

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What do you call a Korean with special needs?

Special K

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What do you call an angry Korean physicist?

A seoulenoid

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.