Deadhead Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Grateful Dead Jokes More Grateful Dead Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Grateful Dead Fan Jokes More Grateful Dead Fan Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.