Dos Jokes

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

Cuatro Jokes More Cuatro Jokes

What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?

Cuatro sinko. )

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.