Doubloon Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.