I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
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Doubloons.
What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
Coop-cakes !
Because they always steal doubloons
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Angel food cake of course!
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
A: A milk sheik!
A pat on the head.
Look mom, an angel!
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
He goes back 4 seconds.
A Clock-18
Cake.
Because he tries to keep things Loki...
to get rid of his tesserection
It took ears off his life!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
You want a piece of me !
