Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
To flick through it as fast as possible.
This calls for Jurastic changes
Health insurance
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
50 shades of grey's anatomy
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Yes
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
Slothages.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Because she wanted to get it off her chest.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Lack toes and tall or rent
The lanlord!
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
