Flick Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.