French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!