What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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In his briefcase!

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He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Her miscarriage.

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.