Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.