Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potters abortion spell?

Fetus-Deletus

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

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What is the most common comment on Reddit?

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick