High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.