High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.