It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He became enlightened.
Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
They lived harpily ever after!
They're all going to be 65 this year.
Tuna half minutes.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Four guys watching a baseball game.
SINGLE