Jackson Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Paper Bag Jokes More Paper Bag Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex